"i'd prefer not to"

video premiere

where's the after-party?

guest lens: k. osborne, feeble study

"...I CAN'T SWIM!"

dad's favorite, and for good reason. "ooohhOhhhhOOOHHHH SHIIIIIIIT!"

when you were new

you'll be back in two shakes, i know.

love,
son number one

two mothers & an uncle

and i, ludvik jahn, will have my revenge

hold on magnolia

tuesday, bloody tuesday

lower, mon

i am a lightning bolt

a hellish churning of white-water

"But in the foamy confusion of their mixed and struggling hosts, the marksmen could not always hit their mark; and this brought about new revelations of the incredible ferocity of the foe. They viciously snapped, not only at each other's disembowelments, but like flexible bows, bent round, and bit their own; till those entrails seemed swallowed over and over again by the same mouth, to be oppositely voided by the gaping wound."

"The Shark Massacre"
Moby-Dick

laurel st. lacerations

"smorales said: ollie eventually leveled out and is unrelated to the wounds. You gotta make this known when my cred is on the line!"

spring cleaning

the virtue of VHS

If you're so funny
then why are you on your own tonight?
and if you're so clever
then why are you on your own tonight?
if you're so very entertaining
then why are you on your own tonight?
if you're so very good looking
why do you sleep alone tonight?

watching things happen

poor freezingly cold soul